Someone asked: "Can a human get an animal pregnant?"

Guy 1: "I guess whoever asked this didn't pay much attention during their high school biology classes."

Guy 2: "Wait they covered that in high school biology? We dissected frogs in my class, not fuck 'em. I mean the teacher might of, he was kind of a lonely guy. -switches to southern accent- But I mean how could you blame him, 'em frogs just floating in 'em jars looking all sexy and nekkid"